1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving

During a recent staff meeting in heaven God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of former

On a clear day a young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.