**CAUTION: This conglomeration of jokes is not for everyone - very offensive - even while I was laughing and reading them.

The cartoons islamic militants would rather we didn’t publish

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

Okay sir, I've fed your persoanl profile into the computer, and oyur ideal partenr should look something like this...

A man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm. "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars."