A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bars are Cocksuckers "Anyone got a problem with that?"

A man was walking along the beach in California one day, thinking to himself and doing his best to sort out his

This happened in a little town in New Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Many men are buying "black market" Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores.

All I keep getting are these e-mails about how women are smarter, women are superior, and women are

Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

Another story from the Male perspective I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured

Ten Things men know for sure about women

A Texan and his wife had 12 children. His wife didn't believe in birth control, so he went to his Doctor and told his doctor he wanted to be castrated. "Are you sure?" asked the Doctor. "That's a pretty drastic method of birth control."

After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".

Typical Man

The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him.

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..........but, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race..........you're a male chauvinist.