A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bars are Cocksuckers "Anyone got a problem with that?"

A man was walking along the beach in California one day, thinking to himself and doing his best to sort out his

This happened in a little town in New Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Many men are buying "black market" Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores.

All I keep getting are these e-mails about how women are smarter, women are superior, and women are

Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.