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What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

The little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replied, "The stork brings them."

The boy, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the storks?

One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"

Dad thought for a minute and said "Come with me."  He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude.

"Son" he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch?  

That is a pussy".

The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"

"No!" replied his father.  "That might wake the cunt up".

Added: Mon May 01 2006

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