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The eleventh commandment

 

The eleventh commandment

During a  recent staff meeting in heaven God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of former President William J Clinton, Jesse Jackson, and now Gary Condit,  had  brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in brain  storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same  majesty and dignity as the other ten. After many revisions they finally  agreed that  the eleventh commandment should be:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

Added: Mon May 01 2006

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