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Dr. visit

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent.

The doctor says, I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.

The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas although still silent they stink terribly.

Good, the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.

Added: Sun Oct 02 2005

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