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SHIT BOMB!

INSTRUCTIONS:

First you need an old LP cardboard sleeve and some diet modification. Consume large amounts of greasy food (White Castle, Taco Bell, etc.) and drink large amounts of cheap beer - I highly recommend Hamms or Pabst Blue Ribbon. When those hershey squirts begin, take a big runny dump in the LP sleeve. Oh yeah, make sure there are no holes in the LP sleeve, sucka!

Now the fun begins... slide the open end of the sleeve under the victim's door. Try to spill as little shit as possible. Now, STOMP HARD on the LP sleeve - spraying your splooge all over in the poor asshole's room!

Dispose of the LP sleeve - and imagine the look on the face of that sorry asshole when they unlock the door and get hit with aroma of fresh feces! This one's guaranteed to give you the chuckles for a couple weeks.

So kids, go nuts - and make your oppressor pay - remember we take no responsibilities for your actions.

Added: Mon Mar 06 2006

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