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PISS BALLOONS!

Hey kids, Summer is here. So what ya' gonna do? Well, instead of hanging out, how about some REAL nasty summer fun? That's right, the dreaded "Piss Filled Water Balloon." What a great way to let someone know how you really feel about them! I know a bunch of you rocket scientist types tried to piss directly into a balloon a few times and probably got yourselves drenched in urine.

Here's what you need:

• Beer
• Balloons
• A funnel (optional)
• A bottle (size depends on how much beer you drink)

First you need piss. Beginners should first piss in a bucket, then transfer to the pop bottle using funnel. If you are an experienced pisser, you can show off by pissing directly into the pop bottle. Women who can piss directly into the bottle get Toxic bonus points. After filling the bottle, inflate a balloon. Place the end of the balloon over the mouth of the bottle - do this without letting any air out. After the balloon is on the piss bottle, turn the bottle upside down. The air will displace the piss in the bottle and fill the balloon with your "golden elixir."

Imagine the fun at open air cafes filled with yuppies - or the look on the idiot on your doorstep when you "show" him you don't want to hear about his religion or buy any cookies against drugs!

Added: Mon Mar 06 2006

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