Stumble It!
DEAD MEAT SUN TEA!
You'll need da following ingredients:
- one large glass jar (with lid)
- water
- one small freshly killed animal
- (optional) pack of smokes
- (optional) one M-80 or smaller explosive firecracker
To construct dis "Stink bomb from Hell", you takes a good sized glass jar (those jars used for sun tea work great). Drop ina freshly killed animal. Animals about the size of a squirrel work best. I know a bunch of Animal Rights goons will accuse me of condoning the killing of their pets. I don't want your fucking ferret anyway. Dumpster diving behind vetinerian offices and pet shops will yield many fine specimens for dead meat sun tea. Roadkill works as well.
So you dropped the dead whatever in the jar. Now fill the jar half full with water. IMPORTANT: Fill the jar only half full and cap very tightly!! Place the jar in a warm sunny spot and watch it ferment for at least a week. Do this outside because if the expanding gasses crack the bottle in your kitchen, you'll evacuate faster than a war zone refugee.
METHODS OF DETONATION:
- Party Surprise! - This is easy! Toss the fucker into a crowded room and watch 'em puke!
- Time Bomb - Tape an M-80 to the side of the jar, and stick a cigarette through the fuse. Light the cigarette and walk away fast.
- Trunk Method - Put the "stink monster" in the trunkm of your friend's car. One good bump and you'll be laughing and puking like never before!
Added: Mon Mar 06 2006
